 What do men think of women who smoke cigars.... is it.......? Sexy? Bad? Good? Do you check out her...........? Lips? Hands? Holding style? What does it say about her...................? Good in bed? Good head game? Great kisser? Patient lover? What do you say it is?  "I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club" -Al Goldstein "Only fine cigars are worth smoking, and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing." -Joan Collins "A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores." -Klinger, M*A*S*H Beyonce smoking a cigar.  The light ones may be killers, the dark ones mild; not the wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild. -Keith Preston Yet thy true lovers more admire, by far, Thy naked beauties--give me a cigar! - ...from The Island, Canto II, by Lord Byron “Smoking cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!” -Winston Churchill Rihanna smoking a cigar  A cigar smoker herself, Catherine the Great declared any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking to be nothing more than a "weak-willed, meandering oaf" and swore she would never put her lips to those "of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke." "Cognac and cigars... it's like finding the perfect woman. When you've got her, why go chasing after another?" - Michael Nouri "There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg  "A fine cigar is like a fine woman. They come in all shapes and sizes. Treat them tenderly and lovingly. Caress their skin, admire their beauty, fondle them with reverence. Bring them slowly to your lips, enjoy their flavor, their aroma. Contemplate their essence, their dependability, and forgive them their weaknesses - if there be any. Revel in the rituals, their simplicity and their enduring meanings. Do these things, my son, and the blessings of life shall always be upon you." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg  I know a man who gave up smoking (cigars), drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." - Johnny Carson "After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings." -Brad Shaw  “Smoking cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavour, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!” -Winston Churchill
I know a man who gave up smoking (cigars), drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." - Johnny Carson "Bitter Cigars and Bitter Women: Both should be discarded and replaced post haste." J.Lo and her cigar
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 I know you guys are like what in da hell? I decided to write this blog about relationships. What I’m about to speak on, we all are guilty of doing this. So I had to open up the floor and keep it real. When we first meet someone one we like, we go all out to get their attention and let them know that we are interested in them. We don’t care what in da fuck we gotta do to get them but handle that. Now once that have taken the bait, shit is going good for a minute until we get what we want. So some years have passed and now you’re slacking on the shit you use to do. Your ass aint looking as good as you use and the sex is regular. Now before I go on and on, let me break it down for the women and the men. Women we all do this, including myself. We see a guy we want and we want him. We don’t care if he is seeing someone. Once we are determined to get him, you can tell us shit. We make sure we look fly every time we step out the house. We have the sexiest shit on to make sure we turn his head and make his friends be like damn who is that. Now that we have got him to look our way, we exchange numbers. We might have a few conversations and set a date to hook up and go out. Our big day has arrived and we get our hair and nails done. We go to the mall and make sure our outfit is laid and we have on some lil ass panties or none at all. He picks us up and we go out and the vibe is there. But we know when we leave the house if we are going to give you some pussy that night. So we go along with the cat and mouse game. We get thru dinner and in the car its going down. The kissing and playing with the dick. And I will pull out his dick while drive and suck the hell out of it till we get to a place with a bed. Now we are inside the crib or telly and clothes are flying everywhere. Yall fuck like you’re competing for a gold medal and you are pulling out all the stops because you’re on a mission. You go all out and fuck his head up. You show him a few bedroom tricks, keep the dick hard and handle your damn business. Yall are done and both of yall are feeling each other. Now you have laid the trap for his ass. Now he cant stop thinking about how you sucked his dick and new trying to make you a keeper. You start cooking dinner and washing his clothes. You got him feeling real comfortable right now and the dude is loving it. He has even brought over some clothes and spending more nights at the crib. He has introduced you to his family and friends. You got him feeling a certain way. Now he has made you his woman. All your hard work has paid off and you got what you wanted. Now you start slipping. You stop looking so fly and you rocking the ponytail. You even switch it up in the bedroom. You use to give him pussy several times a day, now you rocking 3 times a week. You have switched up the whole game because you got what you wanted. Like I said WE females have done that shit more than once in our life. Real shit right here. The shit we did in da beginning to get our man needs to be the same shit we do to keep him. Don’t think you got the best pussy and head game and he wont go else where. The moment you start thinking like that, the next chick is peeping and plotting to give him what you stopped. Now men you can stop with the preach choc shit because yall do the same shit. You will go all out when you she a bad bitch and want her. Yall will take us to the mall and ball out. You make sure we have money in our pockets and we are comfortable. Yall make sure yall look fresh from head to toe. You even hit the barber shop twice a week. You pick up bootleg movies and cds to have a quiet evening in the crib. You rub our feet and feed us on some romantic shit. You even do the cuddling shit and holding hands in public. In da bed you make sure you eat the pussy so good that we start losing weight. You don’t come up until our legs wont stop shaking. And the dick game be so fucking proper. You hit all walls and make the pussy purr. You give us a key to the crib. Let us rock the whip and whatever else we want. Then damn we are hook and caught up in wanting to be with your ass all the time. Now that you realize that we are fucking with you exclusive, then your ass wanna change to program. Yall stop with all the romantic shit and start hanging with the boys more. Then you wanna hang out and be on Madden 2012 all fucking night gambling and coming in all times of the night. Then the sex changes drastically. Where you use to fuck 30-45 minutes, that shit last 15 minutes or less. The tongue becomes boring and we don’t even want you down there. In the bed you stopping all the cuddling and you might put your leg on us and swear that you holding us. Yall be on some serious bullshit. Yes I’m going hard on both parties because EVERYONE has done this shit. We all get comfortable when we get in a relationship and stop doing key shit and then we wonder why our man or woman left. We need to make a relationship contractwith ourselves that when we find a good mate, we need to do all the same shit we did in the beginning to keep them. If you started out giving up good pussy, dick or head, make sure you maintain that same level. Make sure you look good for your mate because don’t no body want something no one else don’t want. If you find yourself losing interest please let your mate know so they can have a chance to fix it. Role play and do some freaky shit to keep it interesting. If yall need some pointers please hit me up because yall know my ass got some freaky ass tips. Im a official freaky ass bitch. Fellas, let me throw a scenario at you for a minute. You walk in a spot, either a bar, club, party, whatever, and see a good looking woman with a phat ass. You know the kind, with that nice round shape that sticks out just enough to make you do a double take, or the kind that as soon as you see it, you point it out to your friends so they can get a peek too. You see that ass, and immediately start thinking dirty thoughts. You start imagining what it would look and feel like as the woman's bent over in front of you, taking the dick doggy-style, her ass jiggling as she throws it back at you, or maybe as she's riding on top of you, working those hips and that ass bouncing up and down on your groin.
So, eventually you're lucky enough to take the woman home and get her in bed. You're all excited to watch and feel that ass work. You get started, and about a minute in, you realize something- shorty doesn't know what she's doing. You're hitting it from the back, and she doesn't know how to throw the ass back at you. You're in top of her, and she's just laying there like a dead fish. She's riding on top of you, but you're doing all the work and she's just...there. You feel disappointed and even cheated. For some reason, you had it in your head that because she had a big, phat ass, she would be good in bed. When everything is done, and you're laying in bed, you feel like something's missing. You feel like shorty lied to you in some kind of way. For some reason, we feel like a phat ass means she'll be a freak in bed. We think that she'll know how to use that ass and those hips to make the bed rock and make us work up a sweat. When that doesn't happen, it's like we've been a victim of false advertising. And it's not necessarily our fault. A lot of women out there have gotten by on just having a phat ass. They talk about their skills in bed, thinking their pussy is the best shit in town, when really, their pussy game is whack. The problem is other dudes have been hypnotized by the phat ass and haven't had the courage to tell shorty that she's whack in bed. So what do they do? They come up with an excuse as to why they won't call her any more, or even worse, they keep fucking shorty because she has a phat ass and just call her less and less until the “relationship” just fades away. And then you talk to your boys about how shorty had a big ass, but was dead in bed. It's time that we change this. If shorty is whack in bed, don't be afraid to tell her. And I'm not talking about being a jerk and humiliating her, but ask her to move a certain way, or let her know what she has to do to please you. Shit, do you think they have a problem doing the same to a guy? How many women tell you where and how to lick when you're eating the pussy? How many women tell you that they like having their nipples sucked or their ass smacked? They tell you that because they want you to know how to make them nutt. It's time for us men to start being able to tell these women how not to be a dead fish in bed. If you want her to move her hips more, encourage her. If you want her to jiggle that ass while you're behind her, tell her. If, at the end, you didn't say anything and you come away feeling disappointed, you have yourself to blame. You should have opened your mouth. This article was written by @thnundertwin1 was of my favorite followers. He also wrote "The Graduation Party" in Choclate city Magazine.  A supporter of mine asked me to write a blog about my first anal experience. Yes you read right, I have been fucked in my ass several times and damn that shit felt good as hell. If you listened to my show today, I kept 100 about my first time. I will never lie about shit I do. I don’t care how embarrassing it is. Shit I wasn’t Chocmami when it happened so fuck it. Lol I love sharing intimate moments of my life with you guys. It helps you to stay connected to me.
So my first time happened with my ex husband. I don’t even know what possessed me to let him do it. His dick was big and thick. But my freaky ass was horny and ready to try something new at least once. No pain, no gain so fuck it. We started out fucking the normal way and he could always bring it to my ass. That’s why I married his ass. He is the only man that has ever had me dick whipped. We first started out with me ass up, face down and that was not going to work. So I laid on my back in the missionary position and I took the tip of the head and rubbed it back and forth on my ass. He had busted a big ass nut inside of me and it served as the lubricant. I kept working with the head till the tip was in me. I worked with that until I got completely relaxed and took another inch. I t was starting to feel so good and my pussy was on fire and dripping. And with him sucking my titties, I was hot as a fire cracker. Now we have a good pace going on and I’m relaxing more and more with each push. I’m getting super excited at the thought of this big dick being in my lil ass. He takes my leg and moves me on my side making sure not to pull out. I end up on my side and he hitting me from the back. And I look back and see the movements of our bodies and I take even more dick. I am so turned on by this new method of fucking that I tell him to give me more and he does. Now I want him to go a lil faster. He looks at me and ask if I’m sure and I’m like yes. He gives me what I ask for. More than half of him is inside of me. I’m enjoying the pain because it hurts so good. We are still going at a steady pace. Now more than ¾ of his dick is in me and I feel like I’m about to explode. I tell him to go deeper until all of it is inside of me. He does exactly what I asked of him. I thought he was going to split my ass open, but not once did I tell him to stop. I took it like a trooper. I feel his dick getting bigger which means he is getting to cum again. So now we are fucking real good and I get that funny feeling when I’m about to cum. Ladies yall know what I’m talking about. It’s that feeling like when we open up and we can’t get enough dick and we start moving like we riding a bull in a rodeo. I’m grabbing his ass pulling him closer as I’m screaming and cumming at the same time. Yes I’m a screamer when I cum. As I’m cumming he is too and he bust a nice load in my ass. I can’t move for like 15 minutes. We just lay there and he is holding me. I felt so weird after that. I didn’t know how I should feel after that. It was completed unexpected. Yes my ass was sore ass hell for 2 days. Then I had no clue that when someone comes in ur ass, that serves as a laxative. So the next day at work I had a mini accident. I swear I was like what the fuck. That was then and I don’t have accidents any more. I will share more next time. I haven’t been fucked in my ass since 2009. So trust and believe I will be getting my ass broke in this year. I have my co-host Shanae looking for someone to fuck me proper right now. Picture that shit. To be continued………. |
The articles I write are written from the heart. I am completely honest in my sexuality and sexual experiences. My goal is to make everyone comfortable enough to try their fantasies at least once. There is nothing wrong about being freaky. Just always stay true to yourself.
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