What is that saying, what happens in South Beach stays in South Beach? Well I had to share this with y'all. We all know I use to live in Ft. Lauderdale. I had a good friend that lived in Atlanta and she was visiting me Miami with her fiancé at the time. I worked at TAG at the time and I had just got off work when I got her phone call. She was like her Nino was in town visiting his parents and taking care of business. I was really excited to see her because I had,n t seen her in years. I told her to give me a hour and I would head south so we could hang out. I took a shower and got dressed. I parked my car at the parking garage on 7th and Collins Ave.
I proceeded to walk on Ocean Ave until I got to Mango’s and I saw her sitting down. We spotted one another and we screamed then hugged one another. She introduced me to her fiancé and we hugged. She is from Jamaica and he was too. She was looking extremely pretty. She is light skinned with long hair. She likes to work out to stay in shape and she had a nice ass on her. Nino was dark skinned with a bald head and had a slim build. We all sat down and started talking. They were already eating and drinking so I ordered a mango margarita. Then I told them about this drink called “bust the pussy”. Its made with 151, SoCo and raspberry liqueur. It comes as a shot. So we all started drinking bust the pussy and other shit. I was still order margaritas and shots. Men were walking by talking to me and giving me their number. By this time I was fucked up. I was so drunk I couldn’t feel my face.
So you know alcohol makes you honest about a lot of shit. Dee was telling me that she wanted to give Nino a threesome because he took care of home and gave her the world. I was like that’s a good reason and make sure she felt comfortable with her man fucking someone else. Then Nino is like haven’t you had a threesome before. I was like yes and we started talking about it. Then he was like you would be the perfect person. I was shocked because this is my best friend and her man is asking me to have a threesome with them right now. Im speechless and I look at her and she is like you are so experienced in that area. At that time, I call my fuck buddy and tell him I’m at south beach fucked up and I don’t know how I am make it home. Then I call my brought and tell him about how fucked up those bust the pussy made everyone. I get up to go to the bathroom and Nino tells Dee to go with me because I’m drunk. We got to the bathroom and I don’t remember what happened next. All I know is I wake up on the floor and security is talking to me. My drunk ass passed out. They ask were their hotel is and they carry Dee’s and Nino’s hotel room.
I am laying on the bed fucked up. Then we all are on the bed and they are making sure I’m okay. Then we started talking about the threesome again. I look at Dee and I ask her if she is sure about this. She says yes so I start kissing her. Then I pull up her shirt and start playing with her perfect titties. She has the prettiest nipples I have ever seen. I take one of breast and put it in my mouth. She is so turned by the foreplay I was giving her. I know for a fact that she has never been with another woman before. So I continue to take my time with her. I start undressing her and still stroking her breast softly with my head. I go back to kissing her and now I want to taste her pussy and see how sweet it is. I lay her back on the bed. Kissing her lips then working my way down south, making a pit stop on her breast. I suck on them more. They taste so damn good. I kiss her stomach and work my way down to her box. Nino is looking and is stunned by everything that is going down. He is touching himself while watching his woman experiencing pure joy. Now my head is between her legs and I’m spreading her pussy lips apart. I feel like Trey Songs and my tongue is about to dive in. I take my tongue and gently leaked the inside of her pussy. I take my mouth and start sucking on her clit. I look up at her and I can tell my her facial expression that she is enjoying the hell out of getting her pussy ate. My goal is to make sure she remember me for the rest of her. Now Nino is ready to partake in the action. Mother nature is visiting me so ain't no action for me.
He pulls out his dick and brings it closer to Dee. So while I’m pleasing her with my mouth, she is pleasing Nino with her mouth. I spread her legs apart wider and starting eating her pussy fast as hell. I have her legs up on my shoulder while my tongue is going deeper and deeper. I stop because I’m not ready for her to cum yet. I look at Nino and I start playing with his dick. I had heard so much about the famous hook and I was ready to get a taste of him. I took him and put the head in my mouth and gave him a sample of my wet hole. He started playing with Dee while I started sucking his dick like a pro. I went from the nuts to the top of the dick. I needed him to know this wasn’t a fucking game. Once you have sucking dick down to a science, you always start out with the nuts so they can see you know what you’re doing. I started sucking the head and outing some extra spit on it to keep it super moist. Then I started popping the head and stroking the dick all at the same time. Then I invited his girl to join in. So we sucked his dick together while kissing each other. I had to play with those titties again.
Since I can't fuck, doesn’t mean they cant. I tell Nino to get completely naked and Dee is already there. I tell Nino that I want to see him fuck the hell out of her. They start kissing and I’m rubbing her titties and stroking his dick. She lays down on her back and spreads her legs and he enters her. I tell him to fuck her nice and slow. I’m rubbing on her breast and watching her face as he gives her the dick. They have a nice slow rhythm going and I’m so turned right about now. I wish I could join in but I cant. Now I’m ready for him to change positions. I want him to fuck her in her ass. My wish is his command. I was like damn once he put his dick in her ass. So was taking it like a champ. This was turning in to one of the best nights ever. I remember him fucking her harder and me and her kissing. Then I passed out again.
I woke up with me and Dee laying on the bed and Nino was gone. I was like what in da fuck and I shook my head. I thought everything was a dream. We had spent 500.00 at Mango’s and it showed with the headache I had from drinking so much and not eating. She called Nino to come back to the room so he could walk me to the garage so I could get my car. While walking to the car, Nino was like you know I never came. And I was like what that mean? He was like I need you to finish what you started and I was hell no. I will never touch you without my friend. That right there let me know, he was a nigga that ain't shit.
I recently listened to some people talking on a radio show the other night and it made me think about the freakiest shit I had ever done. I was listening to a female talk about a lot of things she doesn’t do in the bedroom and I was like I’m glad that isn’t me. If I shared her views on sex, I would be a lonely sexless chick. I started reflecting on some of the conversations I have had with other females that was just as freaky as I am. Some of their stories made me want to try some of crazy shit they were talking about,
One of my friends was talking about her man choking her while they were fucking and how good it felt. She like to be choked out to the point of almost passing out. I had heard people talking about that before but it never made me wanna try it. But it was something about my friend’s voice as she talked about how good it felt. I was like damn let me try it and see how it makes me feel. So the guy I was seeing at the time, I called him and told him we was going to try something new that night. I went over to his house and we started out in our normal way. I always set the mood by giving my man some felony head to get him relaxed. Tonight I was on a mission so I made sure to sure his dick extra hard and super sloppy. That night he was feeling extremely good and I was putting in work. I showed his nuts plenty attention with my mouth and then focusing back on his hard shaft. Then I would go to the top of the head and pop it oh so good. I believe in looking into my man’s eyes as I take over his dick. Judging from the way his eyes were rolling in the back of his head, I knew I was doing the damn thing. I am a firm believer that the first nut should not be wasted so I took it from him and swallowed all of his kids. Now that I had got that first nut out of the way, I knew the second nut would take some time come.
Now we are getting ready to fuck. I love to start out riding. I have so much control when I am on top. I climb on top of him and allow him to enter me. It was feeling so good and I was really hungry. Whenever I have girl talk, I get super horny while thinking about other people fucking. I be wishing I could watch them. We are finding a good rhythm and then I tell him that I want to try something new. I hit him with the you know how freaky I am and he is like yes baby I know. The pussy is feeling so good to him and he is ready to do what ever makes me happy. I tell him I want him to choke me. He looks at me like im crazy and I tell him I’m serious as hell. I take his hands and wrap them around my neck. He proceeds to choke me slowly and its feeling good. I pick up the pace of fucking him and I tell him to choke me harder. Its feeling so good to me. I’m completely turned on by the choking, I feel my pussy getting wetter. We are fucking at a good pace and the choking is feeling so good. I feel Chica opening up and I know its time for me to cum. I start riding him faster, telling him to fuck harder and then I want him to choke me harder. He squeezes my neck so hard and at the same time, I start cumming so hard. I scream out so loud as my nut leaves my body. He looks at me like what in da fuck just happened. All I can do is just fall on his chest and catch my breath.
I swear that was one on my best sexual encounters. In my next blog, I will talk about the time I pissed on someone and I really liked it. I know, I know, I'm a freaky bitch. Lmao
I was asked to write this blog a long time ago by a good friend of mine from Ny. Sorry it took me so long to write this. A lot of times we are in relationships and sometimes our mates tend to stray and cheat. Now the question is which is worse, them fucking someone or performing oral sex?
I have been with men that cheated back in the day. I don’t tolerate that shit now. But it’s a hurtful thing to deal with on any level. For me I could deal with him fucking another chick verses him eating her pussy. Reason I say that is oral sex is very personal and intimate. I aint trying to kiss my man after his ass has eaten another chicks pussy. Only exception is if we are having a threesome and we are sharing. I love to kiss my man and just the thought of tasting another woman’s juices on his lips just pisses me off. Now some people may feel differently and that’s okay. That’s what makes life interesting.
Penetration is bad also but it’s a matter of how you look at it. If he is wearing a rubber its not that bad. At least the fucker is practicing safe sex. When he is eating pussy, there isn’t anything protecting his tongue. Fucking isn’t personal, making love is, along with eating pussy. I would rather my man fuck the shit out of a chick any day. And depending on what kind of mood Im in when I find out, I might have him fuck the chick again just so I can watch. Im just a freak like that.
Now when it comes to the man, it’s a totally different subject. Men don’t want us to do shit. That’s the double standards them mutha fuckers have. Most men I asked the question said they could deal with penetration more so than oral. Men lose their mind when they find out their woman has cheated. But if they sense that she has sucked someone else’s dick, all hell will break loose. In their mind they think we are doing all the nasty freaky tricks we use on them with someone else. And then if penetration is exposed, then they want to know what positions the other guy fucked you in. Men take us getting fucked doggy style personal.
So its safe to say that most people agree that if their mate cheated, they can handle the penetration more so than oral. Putting your mouth on someone is very intimate. We use oral sex as a way to express our deepest feelings for our mate. When I suck my man’s dick, its to take him to the next level and blow his fucking mind. Remember my head game is a felony. Lol Now If your mate is the type of person that goes around sucking or eating everything, then it wouldn’t really matter what they did when they cheat. And if that’s the case, then you might want to let that cheating ass person go.
We all are grown and can make decisions that right for us. Hopefully you wont have to deal with situations like this on the regular. But if you have a cheating mate, then give them a dose of their own medicine. Go out cheat and make sure you give the other person the best oral sex ever. Then come home kiss your mate and say check mate.
The articles I write are written from the heart. I am completely honest in my sexuality and sexual experiences. My goal is to make everyone comfortable enough to try their fantasies at least once. There is nothing wrong about being freaky. Just always stay true to yourself.
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