Double Standards For Cheating

I know its been a minute since I wrote but here I am. @lyaness1st asked me to write about the double standards for cheating. So that will be the topic of the day. I honestly feel like its a good topic to talk about. Why is it when a man cheats, its okay and we are suppose to forgive without any issues? But if we cheat on them, they turn into straight sensitive mutha fuckers. I can write about this because once upon a time I was married and that bitch cheated and had the attitude like shit happens and deal with it. And then I have a lot of male friends that cheat on their shorty and they act the same way. Men have the game fucked up. Shit happens on both end of the playing field.

Now men have big ass egos. They feel like cheating is a part of life and every now and then its okay to sample different pussy. So we already know men are dumb as fuck and cant cheat with out getting caught. They will leave behind all kinds of clues and their body language when they get a call or text messages is a dead give away. And then females are spiteful as fuck especially when they get mad. So he cheats and he gets away with it. Instead of fucking just once and bust one or two nuts in the session, they wanna keep creeping back. Now shorty is feeling comfortable because they have fucked a few times. and if its a dumb bitch, then she feeling like its a relationship. Yall know the kind of female I'm talking about. Now shit gets complicated and he is about to get busted. So the truth comes out and he like I fucked up and it didnt mean anything to him. Then you ask him the million dollar question. If your ass wouldnt have gotten caught, would you had told me? That's when you get to see how dumb he truly is, because he holds his down and say no. Now women are strong creatures by nature, most of us anyway. So in the back of our mind, this dude is about to pay for being stupid. We dont ask him if the pussy was good because we dont give a fuck. We dont ask how good she sucked a dick because we aint about to touch ur tainted ass. We might make ur ass sleep on the couch or let you still sleep in the bed but you aint getting no pussy. So he goes in to breaking bread and doing whatever he has to do to make things right and get ur trust again. What men dont understand is women expect them to be a man, whether they do the right or the wrong thing, just man da fuck up when you get caught. Remember 2 can play that game. 
Now when a female cheats, the man finds out because we want yall to know. We are better and smarter cheaters then yall. We learned their trifling ass ways and took it to the next level. We will fuck our lover, wash and douche in the shower and come home and fuck the shit out of you. We wont mess up home unless it absolutely necessary. So now we are tired and we decide to tell the truth. Now we all have a been with a man that has cheated on us at least once. If you're over there say no, ur lying ur ass off and you need to miss me with that bull shit. Now this is where it gets interesting. Ill use one of my own personal experiences. 
My ex cheated and he expected me to get over it. And in time I did. I didnt care what the bitch looked like nor did I want to know any details. I just sucked it up and made the situation work. Now dont get it twisted because I was chocmami when this happen. cheating isnt an option, we share pussy in my relationships now. Now I happened to meet this dude and I made sure he looked better than what I had at home. I was told that if you cheat, make sure everything  has to be better than what's at home. So I had that under control. So me and old dude started fucking and we fucked for several months. My man never had a clue. But shit started getting crazy with my lover. His dick game was proper but at the end of the day it was wrong and I felt my point had been made. And I started to feel guilty. So I came clean. Now when his dirty laundry came out he had the attitude like okay and. Now he is on the receiving end of the betrayal. He wants to see a picture to see what the nigga looks like. Then here comes the questions like was his dick bigger than mine? Did he fuck you better than me? Did he eat ur pussy? Please tell me you didnt suck his dick. Then the nigga wants to fuck because he ego is bruised and he wants to prove a point.  All I can do is shake my fucking head. 
Men expect you to put up with their shit and keep it moving. Or they expect you to chalk it up as that's just what men do. Boy bye! If yall dont want yall feelings hurt then stop thinking yall can do shit and ur girl is going take that shit laying down. And if she is taking it laying down, trust me its someone else's dick. Cheating is cheating and there should be no fucking double standards. It should be we both did wrong and let's work it out. So men the next time you think about cheating on ur girl, her ass may already be giving up ur pussy to someone else. Remember we are way smarter than you and we can do way more damage.