Expectations of the phat ass

Fellas, let me throw a scenario at you for a minute. You walk in a spot, either a bar, club, party, whatever, and see a good looking woman with a phat ass. You know the kind, with that nice round shape that sticks out just enough to make you do a double take, or the kind that as soon as you see it, you point it out to your friends so they can get a peek too. You see that ass, and immediately start thinking dirty thoughts. You start imagining what it would look and feel like as the woman's bent over in front of you, taking the dick doggy-style, her ass jiggling as she throws it back at you, or maybe as she's riding on top of you, working those hips and that ass bouncing up and down on your groin.

So, eventually you're lucky enough to take the woman home and get her in bed. You're all excited to watch and feel that ass work. You get started, and about a minute in, you realize something- shorty doesn't know what she's doing. You're hitting it from the back, and she doesn't know how to throw the ass back at you. You're in top of her, and she's just laying there like a dead fish. She's riding on top of you, but you're doing all the work and she's just...there. You feel disappointed and even cheated. For some reason, you had it in your head that because she had a big, phat ass, she would be good in bed.

When everything is done, and you're laying in bed, you feel like something's missing. You feel like shorty lied to you in some kind of way. For some reason, we feel like a phat ass means she'll be a freak in bed. We think that she'll know how to use that ass and those hips to make the bed rock and make us work up a sweat. When that doesn't happen, it's like we've been a victim of false advertising.

And it's not necessarily our fault. A lot of women out there have gotten by on just having a phat ass. They talk about their skills in bed, thinking their pussy is the best shit in town, when really, their pussy game is whack. The problem is other dudes have been hypnotized by the phat ass and haven't had the courage to tell shorty that she's whack in bed. So what do they do? They come up with an excuse as to why they won't call her any more, or even worse, they keep fucking shorty because she has a phat ass and just call her less and less until the “relationship” just fades away. And then you talk to your boys about how shorty had a big ass, but was dead in bed.

It's time that we change this. If shorty is whack in bed, don't be afraid to tell her. And I'm not talking about being a jerk and humiliating her, but ask her to move a certain way, or let her know what she has to do to please you. Shit, do you think they have a problem doing the same to a guy? How many women tell you where and how to lick when you're eating the pussy? How many women tell you that they like having their nipples sucked or their ass smacked? They tell you that because they want you to know how to make them nutt.

It's time for us men to start being able to tell these women how not to be a dead fish in bed. If you want her to move her hips more, encourage her. If you want her to jiggle that ass while you're behind her, tell her. If, at the end, you didn't say anything and you come away feeling disappointed, you have yourself to blame. You should have opened your mouth.

This article was written by @thnundertwin1 was of my favorite followers. He also wrote "The Graduation Party" in Choclate city Magazine.