The Relationship Contract

I know you guys are like what in da hell? I decided to write this blog about relationships. What I’m about to speak on, we all are guilty of doing this. So I had to open up the floor and keep it real. 

When we first meet someone one we like, we go all out to get their attention and let them know that we are interested in them. We don’t care what in da fuck we gotta do to get them but handle that. Now once that have taken the bait, shit is going good for a minute until we get what we want. So some years have passed and now you’re slacking on the shit you use to do. Your ass aint looking as good as you use and the sex is regular. Now before I go on and on, let me break it down for the women and the men. 

Women we all do this, including myself. We see a guy we want and we want him. We don’t care if he is seeing someone. Once we are determined to get him, you can tell us shit. We make sure we look fly every time we step out the house. We have the sexiest shit on to make sure we turn his head and make his friends be like damn who is that. Now that we have got him to look our way, we exchange numbers. We might have a  few conversations and set a date to hook up and go out. Our big day has arrived and we get our hair and nails done. We go to the mall and make sure our outfit is laid and we have on some lil ass panties or none at all. 

He picks us up and we go out and the vibe is there. But we know when we leave the house if we are going to give you some pussy that night. So we go along with the cat and mouse game. We get thru dinner and in the car its going down. The kissing and playing with the dick. And I will pull out his dick while drive and suck the hell out of it till we get to a place with a bed. Now we are inside the crib or telly and clothes are flying everywhere. Yall fuck like you’re competing for a gold medal and you are pulling out all the stops because you’re on a mission. You go all out and fuck his head up. You show him a few bedroom tricks, keep the dick hard and handle your damn business. Yall are done and both of yall are feeling each other. 

Now you have laid the trap for his ass. Now he cant stop thinking about how you sucked his dick and new trying to make you a keeper. You start cooking dinner and washing his clothes. You got him feeling real comfortable right now and the dude is loving it. He has even brought over some clothes and spending more nights at the crib. He has introduced you to his family and friends. You got him feeling a certain way. Now he has made you his woman. All your hard work has paid off and you got what you wanted. Now you start slipping. You stop looking so fly and you rocking the ponytail. You even switch it up in the bedroom. You use to give him pussy several times a day, now you rocking 3 times a week. You have switched up the whole game because you got what you wanted. 

Like I said WE females have done that shit more than once in our life. Real shit right here. The shit we did in da beginning to get our man needs to be the same shit we do to keep him. Don’t think you got the best pussy and head game and he wont go else where. The moment you start thinking like that, the next chick is peeping and plotting to give him what you stopped. 

Now men you can stop with the preach choc shit because yall do the same shit. You will go all out when you she a bad bitch and want her. Yall will take us to the mall and ball out. You make sure we have money in our pockets and we are comfortable. Yall make sure yall look fresh from head to toe. You even hit the barber shop twice a week. You pick up bootleg movies and cds to have a quiet evening in the crib. You rub our feet and feed us on some romantic shit. You even do the cuddling shit and holding hands in public. In da bed you make sure you eat the pussy so good that we start losing weight. You don’t come up until our legs wont stop shaking. And the dick game be so fucking proper. You hit all walls and make the pussy purr. You give us a key to the crib. Let us rock the whip and whatever else we want. Then damn we are hook and caught up in wanting to be with your ass all the time. 

Now that you realize that we are fucking with you exclusive, then your ass wanna change to program. Yall stop with all the romantic shit and start hanging with the boys more. Then you wanna hang out and be on Madden 2012 all fucking night gambling and coming in all times of the night. Then the sex changes drastically. Where you use to fuck 30-45 minutes, that shit last 15 minutes or less. The tongue becomes boring and we don’t even want you down there. In the bed you stopping all the cuddling and you might put your leg on us and swear that you holding us. Yall be on some serious bullshit. 

Yes I’m going hard on both parties because EVERYONE has done this shit. We all get comfortable when we get in a relationship and stop doing key shit and then we wonder why our man or woman left. We need to make a relationship contractwith ourselves that when we find a good mate, we need to do all the same shit we did in the beginning to keep them. If you started out giving up good pussy, dick or head, make sure you maintain that same level. Make sure you look good for your mate because don’t  no body want something no one else don’t want. If you find yourself losing interest please let your mate know so they can have a chance to fix it. Role play and do some freaky shit to keep it interesting. If yall need some pointers please hit me up because yall know my ass got some freaky ass tips. Im a official  freaky ass bitch.