_What do men think of women who smoke cigars.... is it.......?
Do you check out her...........?
What does it say about her...................?
Good in bed?
Good head game?
What do you say it is?
_ "I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club" -Al Goldstein
"Only fine cigars are worth smoking, and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing." -Joan Collins
"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores." -Klinger, M*A*S*H
Beyonce smoking a cigar.
_The light ones may be killers, the dark ones mild; not the wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild. -Keith Preston
Yet thy true lovers more admire, by far, Thy naked beauties--give me a cigar! - ...from The Island, Canto II, by Lord Byron
“Smoking cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!” -Winston Churchill
Rihanna smoking a cigar
_A cigar smoker herself, Catherine the Great declared any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking to be nothing more than a "weak-willed, meandering oaf" and swore she would never put her lips to those "of any creature, man or beast, whose lips were not fresh awash in the currents of cigar smoke."
"Cognac and cigars... it's like finding the perfect woman. When you've got her, why go chasing after another?" - Michael Nouri
"There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg
_"A fine cigar is like a fine woman. They come in all shapes and sizes. Treat them tenderly and lovingly. Caress their skin, admire their beauty, fondle them with reverence. Bring them slowly to your lips, enjoy their flavor, their aroma. Contemplate their essence, their dependability, and forgive them their weaknesses - if there be any. Revel in the rituals, their simplicity and their enduring meanings. Do these things, my son, and the blessings of life shall always be upon you." -Prince Sined Yar Maharg
_ I know a man who gave up smoking (cigars), drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." - Johnny Carson
"After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings." -Brad Shaw
_“Smoking cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavour, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!” -Winston Churchill
I know a man who gave up smoking (cigars), drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." - Johnny Carson
"Bitter Cigars and Bitter Women: Both should be discarded and replaced post haste."
J.Lo and her cigar
The articles I write are written from the heart. I am completely honest in my sexuality and sexual experiences. My goal is to make everyone comfortable enough to try their fantasies at least once. There is nothing wrong about being freaky. Just always stay true to yourself.
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