_The show on Friday Dec 9 was off da fucking chain. I was in rare form. Talk about riding da choclate wave. The show was the continuation of the angry wife that’s not angry anymore. She is ready to get on with her life and experience some new dick. Im rooting for her and I hope she calls me so I can hear that ass get tapped. I know Im crazy and freaky ass hell. I think on this show I truly got everyone involved. We went from talking about cheating ass husbands to anal sex.
We had someone call in from the Virgin Islands talking about how to get women to do anal. Yall know that’s my lane. Shit get her ass tipsy and then starting sucking and licking areas that she never knew turned her ass on. Foreplay is the key to tapping a chicks ass. You gotta get her to feel comfortable because that shit hurts like hell starting out then it starts to feel good. Then he goes on to talk about how big his dick is and females aren’t really trying to let him hit. Then another listener spoke up about anal sex and how after his chick read my blog on anal sex, she let him tap that ass. I feel good knowing my blogs helps people to try something new.
Then I was super hyped and I was ready to do some choclate fantasy prank calls. It had been a while since I played on somebody’s phone. I swear dudes be setting up their friends like its nothing. So the first victim was Dj Marc Skee and his homeboy rapper @OFFSETT set his ass up so good. I acted like I was with Wu-Tang and they were starting an adult entertainment division and they were looking for a do to spin their events. My crazy ass started asking him all kinds of explicit questions for the interview process. That’s all Im going to tell yall. Look at the video and listen to the show.
Now the second victim was set up by @AnomosityMuzikk. He told me to act like I was from Brick Squad. So I called him and told him that I represented Brick Squad and I heard he was the hottest rapper in West Oakland. I asked him to give me a freaky ass free style with burr in the hook. This fool started going in and I guess he was starting to feel because he said he was driving and he pulled over. So he did a freestyle but he didn’t say burr enough so I told him to go hard and use burr more. If yall think imma tell you what happened next, yall got the game fucked up. Click on the video below and have a good ass laugh.
I missed doing my prank calls. So now I gotta get back on my shit and make dudes do some more crazy shit. So if you have someone you want me to prank, hit me up on twitter and dm their info and then its on and popping. Once I make the audio into a video, ill hit you up on twitter with the link. It will be on you tube and www.chocmamitv.com. Make sure yall tune in for Tuesday night’s show at 8pm est. I swear I never know what will come out of my mouth when Im on the air.
_I know I havent been writing like I should but that shit about to change. The magazine is almost done so now I can concentrate on my blogs again. I had to write especially after my show last night. I had the Angry Wife on the show talking about how secret sexual desires can fuck up a relationship. The show was off the da damn chain.
She had been married to the same man for 20 years. Only to find out that his ass was a super freak and addicted to porn. He had several side bitches and a few outside kids. That’s some crazy ass shit tight there. The show was an outlet for her to come on live and let everyone hear her story and reach women that had been in a similar situation. We all have fucked with a dude that has cheated and we stayed for whatever reason. But God stepped in and removed him out her life and she is divorcing him. We talked about the emotional roller coasters she went and how it affected their children.
We talked about how his got caught and he still couldn’t tell the truth even though they are separated. He told her he was on the swingers and porn sites looking for a partner for them to have a threesome with. Wow he was on those sites for 3 years. Get the fuck outta here. It don’t take 3 years to find a chick to fuck you and your wife. I can find a chick in 30 minutes to cum and fuck me and a guy. I guess his ass will stay copping pleas til the cows come home.
Now she is ready to move on in her personal life. I couldn’t be happy for her. So while she was on the show, I did a broadcast for a nice looking guy with a job and a big dick to call in and speak to angry wife. We are trying to find her someone to fuck the shit out of her. She has had the same dick for 20 years. I know her coochie is yearning for some fresh dick. Men called in for that shit, but during the whole time she spoke about infidelity, not one man had shit to say. Towards the end some of the new callers had some shit to say and then it made the show go in another direction. So we decided to have part 2 this Friday night Dec 9 at 8pm est. Im going to include the link so you guys can hear the show and laugh yall assses off. You know Ill cay some crazy shit in a heartbeat. Lmao
Make sure yall ride the choclate wave.
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